Community Notes:

There will be a ceremony tomorrow evening to celebrate the success of our first Olympic festival which was completed by a sleeper, not expected as a contender, Burni, D. who brought home the flame still lit for the six-moon race. We are still waiting for the rest of the contestants to show, or place before search parties will be sent out. Congratulations to you Burni and get better soon.

meeting:

The board held a small meeting under cover of darkness a few hours ago. Three people showed. Quorum was met. A vote was made to consider changing the route of next year’s Olympics, avoiding the swim across alligator river to be considered at our next meeting. It was unanimous yea.

Police Blog:

Martia was released after being detained for defacing a dead animal carcass. Accused of having written ‘Go Mets’ on the hide. “whatever that means, it is not something someone wants to wrap themselves around.” said the judge, who was Lisa this week.

However, there really is no way to restrain Martia, as he huge. Alternatively, no one is supposed to speak with him for thirteen moons, as it is the best punishment we could think of. The defense team pointed to his recent claim of having been taken into the future by aliens and he claims he even went to an event he referred to as a ‘Baseball game’. His defense lawyer, Stevie the Lip, pointed out that this above all else shows a creative spirit that we shouldn’t ignore or endanger.The game he came up with has been a lot of fun. As a result, we are going to start teaching what Martia refers to as ‘the fundamentals’ to our younger ones, once we are allowed to talk with him again to ask him more. Some advocates are calling for a commuted sentence.

There was a loud noise coming from Cave 2 around 5 am this morning. Jaz and bell went out to investigate but they heard nothing.

Community position available:

There will be an election and debate, next full moon for the position of leader of the latrine services at our next site of rest. Unlike last time, there will be no campaigning on our way there.

After the debacle of fourteen moons ago when the ballot boxes were found stuffed.

take this seriously: Future offenses could incur the wrath of Mother N and endanger the family community.

Someone has been selling stone tickets. Please be aware that the concert is free, and the bogus tickets are heavy and not allowed into the concert arena.

Sports. We are asking everyone’s help in finding the perfect softball. Martia’s description was just a little vague as he never actually got to handle one.

We collectively agree that round rocks the size of Knuckle’s hand, are no longer appropriate to practice with. The ostrich egg fared no better. And the lovely ball made from feathers doesn’t go very far. We are close on this, folks. A little ingenuity is requested. Offers and suggestions should be left in the turtle shell outside my entryway.