
Inspired by the book ‘Sapiens’ Written by Yuval Harari this idea came to me. What fun it would be to think about a local newspaper for the primitive man: The Hunter-Gatherer. He was far more capable than we Homo-Sapiens of today can fathom. Of course, such a news-rag might have been chiseled in rock or perhaps it was announced in chorus and song around a fire pit. Maybe it was made on paper and for which there are no remaining remnants for us to find.
The skill of fabricating it could have been invented and later lost to them, only to be rediscovered later by a more modern form of mankind.
What might be said in such a community paper. Of course, it’s silly but packed with a premise that has great potential for some lighthearted humor and maybe a little commentary thrown in.
Early man, who may have lived for thousands of years as hunter gatherers, most likely did not have the same sense of ownership that we have developed and honed. Their diets, and experiences were certainly more diverse because of their constant journeying. Their environments unlimited as they were always on the move following game and fleeing unpredictable climate changes and other dangers of the current locale. The groups that traveled together, Harari mentions in his book how people tended to remain in small groups. He hypothesizes that there exists a number by which the community might have no longer functioned cohesively. Harari, hypothesizes that a complex set of factors and development yet to be acquired were at root; certain cognitive functions, language and socialization culture may not yet have formed.
Once the number of people got past a community of fifty or so they didn’t have social systems developed and divisions occurred. We as modern man have lost the perspectives of these ancients and many of their remedies and much of their knowledge base. We became domesticated and forced through our own need to maintain crops to reside in more sedentary, overcrowded, and unsanitary communities; all through our amazing agricultural skills. And because of that great achievement we were driven further away from our more primitive, but natural self. Their sense of who they were to themselves might still remain within us still waiting for Phenotypic reinstantiation of an older understanding that has been forgotten and perhaps we may yet get in touch with some of that one day. Many have tried. and so..
-jlg

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1st ed TODAY’S NEWS:
The animal found by Jan along the river’s edge yesterday has been deemed edible if properly cooked, according to Ecolius the Elder. He also stated, despite suggestions to the contrary, that it isn’t a new species of animal at all, pointing to its familiar beak, which he has taken to wearing around the fire. He has declared it gives him power. But I think he is just going to hurt himself.
Incidentally,
The hide has been stripped and is hanging to dry. A reminder to everyone that graffiti on community projects without consent from the board is a crime against mother nature. Let’s have a little respect for the animal.
Today’s Weather: It is still very wet outside, and the raindrops are even fatter than yesterday.
It is recommended to find and stay under a good rock if possible, through the next several hours, and there is still some room in this cave, if needed. Please wash up before coming in and feel free to use the dried leaves to towel off.
Tomorrow’s Weather: Yeah, like I have a clue.
Community Bulletin Board:
It’s getting colder, and I suspect it to just get worse
before it eventually gets better.
Still, It has been suggested that we get out early tomorrow morning and meet up early near the berry bush; the one that gave Rich the rash on his testicles and head out early for the hunt.
Items needed for sunrise.
Everyone, please bring a bag!!
Although Vito has provided those wonderful stylish bladder pouches, we need more durable solutions. Mat the Patient One has been kind to share and has cleverly come up with a way of linking reeds together. His plan is to use these flat sheets to help carry items. There is a bright future out there and I call on all of us to ignite ourselves in creativity. That ox I carried back last week with Lurch was much easier after Sam suggested we strap that thing to his back.
it is demanding to be a hunter gatherer if you forget your bags. I can’t keep making them for you. For mother nature’s sake please recycle. Reuse that bag.
Snacks: keep in mind that too many nuts in your pockets make climbing difficult and the clatter is likely going to scare the animals away. Although much appreciated, Anusa’s idea of storing an extra one stone, is no longer being recommended
Attire for the hunt:
As usual, Dark clothing is recommended.
Please make your way to the doodoo pit and apply the hunter’s deodorant. The birds sleep to 11, so they should not be a bother.
All Sharp pointy knives, sticks, bones and stones will be accepted provided they are sheathed.
We don’t need to be reminded what happened 386 moons ago to poor Heripides. His sad song Oh’ Limpus, is a tender story of loss we can all get behind.
The hill
Grilius has signaled twice that the vultures appear to be nearly done with that behemoth and the coyotes left around three last night. He has let us know with the smoke message sent this am that you can head up there for lunch shortly.
Rumors and innuendo:
There is some talk about moving next week. Delirious has prognosticated that the hunting will be good if we move in that direction. I would give you more, but my back was turned when I he was talking. He has since moved on to discussing something he calls AI, but I think it is those mushrooms he is so fond of tucking between his cheeks. Ya know the spotted ones.
Opinion:
Some of us have noticed in recent days an unusual array of dead trees that apparently and intentionally been half buried upright into holes dug into the ground. It is disturbing on so many levels that anyone in this modern day can think they can bring a dead log back to life by simply planting it. It makes little sense to me, as there are already enough trees to go around. But these vertical mammoths have another concern that I believe is even more ominous. This week, someone has further defiled these poor deceased trees and actually cut the branches to have horizontal sections connecting these half-buried structures. I don’t understand if it’s some new religion or what, but I had a heck of a time getting past it with my son, Simi. Due to the inconsideration this reporter did some personal investigating and have spoken with at least five other people who have mentioned a name. I won’t say who it is, but he wears a loin that is blue and he tends to stay in the cave off of Lew’s corner. This monstrosity should be removed and an apology to mother nature for the intrusion on her soul, not to mention the bruise on my inner thigh I received climbing over it.I take o’fence.
Community Notes:
There will be a ceremony tomorrow evening to celebrate the success of our first Olympic festival which was completed by a sleeper, not expected as a contender, Burni, D. who brought home the flame still lit for the six-moon race. We are still waiting for the rest of the contestants to show, or place before search parties will be sent out. Congratulations to you Burni and get better soon.
meeting:
The board held a small meeting under cover of darkness a few hours ago. Three people showed. Quorum was met. A vote was made to consider changing the route of next year’s Olympics, avoiding the swim across alligator river to be considered at our next meeting. It was unanimous yea.
Police Blog:
Martia was released after being detained for defacing a dead animal carcass. Accused of having written ‘Go Mets’ on the hide. “whatever that means, it is not something someone wants to wrap themselves around.” said the judge, who was Lisa this week.
However, there really is no way to restrain Martia, as he huge. Alternatively, no one is supposed to speak with him for thirteen moons, as it is the best punishment we could think of. The defense team pointed to his recent claim of having been taken into the future by aliens and he claims he even went to an event he referred to as a ‘Baseball game’. His defense lawyer, Stevie the Lip, pointed out that this above all else shows a creative spirit that we shouldn’t ignore or endanger.The game he came up with has been a lot of fun. As a result, we are going to start teaching what Martia refers to as ‘the fundamentals’ to our younger ones, once we are allowed to talk with him again to ask him more. Some advocates are calling for a commuted sentence.
There was a loud noise coming from Cave 2 around 5 am this morning. Jaz and bell went out to investigate but they heard nothing.
Community position available:
There will be an election and debate, next full moon for the position of leader of the latrine services at our next site of rest. Unlike last time, there will be no campaigning on our way there.
After the debacle of fourteen moons ago when the ballot boxes were found stuffed.
take this seriously: Future offenses could incur the wrath of Mother N and endanger the family community.
Someone has been selling stone tickets. Please be aware that the concert is free, and the bogus tickets are heavy and not allowed into the concert arena.
Sports. We are asking everyone’s help in finding the perfect softball. Martia’s description was just a little vague as he never actually got to handle one.
We collectively agree that round rocks the size of Knuckle’s hand, are no longer appropriate to practice with. The ostrich egg fared no better. And the lovely ball made from feathers doesn’t go very far. We are close on this, folks. A little ingenuity is requested. Offers and suggestions should be left in the turtle shell outside my entryway.